S4 Ep 24 Halloween fun and family feud

[00:00:10] Speaker A: So it sounds great. [00:00:13] Speaker B: Welcome, [00:00:14] Speaker A: welcome, welcome, welcome. [00:00:20] Speaker B: Look at you, girl. Hit that. [00:00:22] Speaker A: Wait. Last night at the Halloween party, everyone, which is just like Matt's friends, like, thing, friend group thing is like, to karaoke. They all have, like these crazy, like, karaoke machines. Like actually, like, very high tech crazy karaoke machines. Anyways, it's very fun, but last night everyone was, like, lost their voices at the end of the night. It was so silly. And we stayed up, like, far too late for not even, like, drinking that much. But it was great. It was nice to just, like, hang out. We've had kind of a rough October, so it was nice just to hang out and, like, get to see our friends and catch up and kind of be silly. And everyone was wearing costumes, of course, so it's like, kind of ridiculous. But anyways. [00:01:01] Speaker B: Oh, [00:01:02] Speaker A: Happy Halloween to [00:01:03] Speaker B: you. Super Fun and [00:01:04] Speaker A: Happy November 1st. Yeah. Tell me about your Halloween. [00:01:08] Speaker B: I'm so happy that it's November 1st. Yeah, it was really good. We went out to a friend's house and just drank a lot. It's funny that, like, your friends are doing karaoke and my friends are all, like, doing beer pong and jello. It's just a different vibe. You know what I mean? [00:01:22] Speaker A: I mean, they also. Would you guys love to do beer pong? For sure. Matt is [00:01:26] Speaker B: like. [00:01:26] Speaker A: He misses it so much. That's like, his pride and joy of college is that he would go to. What's that guy? What's it called at Sonoma? Because he went to Sonoma. He would go to, like, traders, Trader or whatever. Hucks or whatever. Oh, my God. What was that bar called? [00:01:40] Speaker B: That [00:01:40] Speaker A: was like, in katati. Friar Tux. He would go there and literally play beer pong, like, competitively and, like, win money every single day. Like, playing beer pong. Like, that's how. [00:01:52] Speaker B: Dang. I didn't know [00:01:53] Speaker A: they [00:01:53] Speaker B: had, like, money on the table for beer pong. Why did we to hear about that? [00:01:57] Speaker A: I mean, we were. I was much better in college, but I am now. I am so [00:02:02] Speaker B: bad every [00:02:02] Speaker A: time. He's like, I want you to be like my teammate, babe. And I'm like, okay, yeah, sure. And then he makes every single cup. And I'm like, I'm just here for fun and [00:02:11] Speaker B: here for emotional support. Yeah, yeah. [00:02:14] Speaker A: Anyways, it's just silly. So [00:02:16] Speaker B: fun, [00:02:17] Speaker A: man. They [00:02:18] Speaker B: started. Yeah, like a toddy crawl. We left last night before they got in, right before they were getting into rage cage. Like, I can't do that. I [00:02:26] Speaker A: do love Rage [00:02:26] Speaker B: Page. It's [00:02:27] Speaker A: a good [00:02:27] Speaker B: one. I Oh, I know. Do you love that game? We did dress up, too. We had, like, our first couple's costume, I'd say, for, like, the. The last five or six years. Like, we just don't ever dress up. Did you guys dress up? [00:02:39] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Wait, tell me what you guys were. What'd you guys do? [00:02:42] Speaker B: Well, we got these onesies that had, like, glow in the dark skeleton things. [00:02:46] Speaker A: Oh, cool. I have [00:02:47] Speaker B: both. Very comfortable. Yeah, we were pretty cozy all night long. And then I did my face, like, skull makeup or whatever, because. [00:02:54] Speaker A: Cool. Yeah. Anyway, [00:02:56] Speaker B: that was our costume. What did you guys do? [00:02:58] Speaker A: Amazing. We kind of, like, went true to ourselves, but I thought it was cute because he wanted to be, like, the Ghostbusters with Mila, and she was, like, the ghost, and. But, like, I didn't want her to have to, like, be dressed up the whole night for us to, like, make sense. Anyways, so we ended up being. I was a fish and he was a fisherman, and so it's like, greatest catch or whatever. But, yeah, it was actually really fun. I just had this, like, actually fish dress thing from one of the, like, party barge themes. [00:03:25] Speaker B: Cute. [00:03:25] Speaker A: And so I was able to just wear that. And then I, like, did crazy, like, makeup where I had, like, fish scales on my face. And I just had a bunch of, like, gems and bullshit on my face. And I had to. Man, washing my face last night was rough. I still have, like, glue from, like, all the gems, like, stuck to my face. I'm like, oh, God. So, yeah, my hair is still very. And then I, like, crimp my hair and, like, put a bunch of in my hair, too. Glitter and whatever. But, yeah, it was fun. It was cute. It was like, I just want to be something cute instead. Because everything Matt was coming up with, it was, like, just so boy y. And I was like, can I just be something cute? And, like, [00:03:59] Speaker B: yeah, [00:03:59] Speaker A: you can be comfy. Because he just had to wear, like, his waiters and stuff, you know? So, yeah, it was fun. And Matt made 3D, printed all the trophies for the costume contest, so that was really fun. So we didn't actually enter the costume contest because he felt like it was, like, unfair because he, like, did majority of the stuff for it, so we probably would have won now. I'm just kidding. Some of the costumes were actually really, really good. But, [00:04:24] Speaker B: yeah, tell me some of the good ones that you saw. [00:04:26] Speaker A: There was two of our good friends, Bridget and Max were from Eurovision. Have you ever seen that movie with. [00:04:33] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Yeah, [00:04:36] Speaker A: they were both of them. And they did Like, a whole number where they, like, [00:04:40] Speaker B: did [00:04:41] Speaker A: the dance, like, sang the song. And, like, Max had even, like, the little, like, whatever microphone that goes over his. It was, like, so funny. And it, like, was perfect for the whole night because then they started karaoke and he had this, like, fake microphone. So then he was just like. He would, like, talk to people and, like, flip it up and then he would, like, go to sing and he would, like, flip it back down. I'm like, max is not even real. It's not real. Like, why are you doing that? It was so. No, [00:05:03] Speaker B: he's, like, in character. I appreciate that. He's method acting, [00:05:06] Speaker A: for sure. It was so good. And then there's one family there for a while. They're like. The babies were there too, because it was at our friend Mike and Alyssa's house and they have babies. But until, like, yeah, 8pm it was very kid friendly and whatever. But so there's this one family there, and they were a lot of the folks from, like, Alice in Wonderland. There's like, the Mad Hatter, and they brought their, [00:05:27] Speaker B: like, [00:05:28] Speaker A: brand new, like, golden retriever puppy. Like, the white ones. And they made it the white rabbit. It was. She was, like, so cute. She was just, like, walking around the party, just, [00:05:38] Speaker B: like, [00:05:38] Speaker A: hanging out. She was like, being so good, actually. I Lowkey was like, this [00:05:41] Speaker B: is [00:05:42] Speaker A: such a well behaved puppy. Like, holy moly. But let's see what else other people were. There's really good scarecrows, which I feel like that's low key. Like, [00:05:51] Speaker B: always [00:05:52] Speaker A: something on the back burner that I'm like, oh, that's easy. And, like, you already have the stuff for it. But they did it so well. Like, their makeup was really good. And anyways, what else? What else was there? Oh, there's really good, like, Adam's family. Family. [00:06:06] Speaker B: Oh, see, that's definitely on my bucket list. I [00:06:09] Speaker A: know, like, [00:06:09] Speaker B: Morticia and Gomez or whatever. Yeah, [00:06:11] Speaker A: I [00:06:11] Speaker B: know. One day. One day, [00:06:13] Speaker A: the. The husband and wife were so good, like Trisha and whatever their names are. But then the baby was Wednesday and she just, like, had this, like, black wig on and, you know, she's just like a blob. Yeah, they were, like, really, really good. Let's see, what else. I mean, there are so many people. There was, like, all the Toy Story characters. There was [00:06:37] Speaker B: a [00:06:37] Speaker A: bunch of skeletons, of course, like, Day of the Dead people. There was, oh, there's like, Wario and the scary. The purple Luigi, whatever his name is. Laro Luigi. Do you know what I'm talking about? [00:06:52] Speaker B: Yeah, I think I know. I don't know their name, though. Like the purple. Bad Luigi. [00:06:56] Speaker A: The bad ones, [00:06:56] Speaker B: yeah. Famous. Yeah. [00:06:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:06:59] Speaker B: Still so cute. [00:07:01] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, there [00:07:02] Speaker B: was a festival party. [00:07:03] Speaker A: Really good. Like Julius Caesar too. Anyways. Yeah. What were your favorites? [00:07:07] Speaker B: Cute. Well, one of my. The girl who threw the party yesterday. Again, like, you can totally tell that there was a different vibe going on. She had the Christina Aguilera dirty [00:07:18] Speaker A: music video. Hilarious. [00:07:23] Speaker B: She looked really good too. It's really fun. [00:07:26] Speaker A: Wait, I saw a lot of good Christine Aguileras this year, though. Just like, on social. Social media. There was like, the one from when she had the, like. I think it was the VMAs where, you know, where she just had that, like, tie dye. Like just boob shirt tied up where it's like goes. It's like a halter, but it [00:07:40] Speaker B: just [00:07:41] Speaker A: attaches your boobs. And she has a really long, straight blonde hair with the, like trucker hat. Not trucker, but I don't know. [00:07:48] Speaker B: Anyways. Oh, do [00:07:49] Speaker A: you know what I'm talking about? I [00:07:50] Speaker B: feel like there was a moment in time when Kristen Aguilera was, like, very von Dutchy, but, like, [00:07:55] Speaker A: very [00:07:55] Speaker B: much a slut. But anyway. [00:07:57] Speaker A: And her pants are, like, so, so low. Low. [00:07:59] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Very. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that. So they. Christina Aguilera was definitely a standout. There was somebody, A couple that came in the dumb and dumber suits, like [00:08:10] Speaker A: the orange and then the [00:08:11] Speaker B: really blue one. That one was really fun. We had somebody who came in with like, spooky eye contacts. And I think she was like a ghost or like some kind of evil spirit or something. I don't know. That was kind [00:08:22] Speaker A: of [00:08:22] Speaker B: spooky, though, with her. Her eye contacts. And then, you know, we had like, nurses and like something in scrubs and like a white coat as like a doctor and yeah, that was pretty much it. But they were all. Yeah, it was just like a totally different vibe. There was no kids and no. There was one puppy. One. Their dog Bo is so cute. But yeah, it was really just us rage Cajun and doing jello shots and getting crazy. That was the vibe. It was really fun, though. But to be honest with you, I didn't even, like, decorate for Halloween. I pulled [00:08:55] Speaker A: out all [00:08:55] Speaker B: of my. My skin stuff and I didn't even get a chance to, like, put it all out. And now I don't want to because it's November 1st, so [00:09:02] Speaker A: I'm [00:09:02] Speaker B: like, why bother? [00:09:05] Speaker A: The only reason why we did is because matt3d printed a bunch of. Because we, like, didn't know what to do when he first got it. And so we're just like printing all these, like, Halloween decorations. So we just have these like random pumpkins everywhere in like a little haunted house. And like, I have all these, like, scary, like, spiders and the bat things. The bats turned out pretty cool. I would definitely, like, keep the bats and stuff. But yeah, we have a bunch of 3D printed plastic around the. Now I told [00:09:31] Speaker B: my husband that Matt had got like a bunch of 3D printed stuff or whatever, and now he has a million questions. So [00:09:36] Speaker A: I know [00:09:37] Speaker B: they'll just chit chat about it, but. [00:09:39] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. Nice. [00:09:42] Speaker B: I am very excited for November and I'm doing a bunch of prep today because I have a friend that's she's literally due in like five days. And she came to [00:09:50] Speaker A: the party [00:09:50] Speaker B: last night. I was like, what are you doing here? [00:09:53] Speaker A: Amazing. [00:09:54] Speaker B: Had nothing else to do and they didn't want to sit at home and do nothing. So, [00:09:59] Speaker A: yeah, [00:09:59] Speaker B: the party, they were dressed up as Winnie the Pooh. [00:10:02] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. So cute. That's like, perfect for a little belly. [00:10:06] Speaker B: I know. So, yeah, I'm making some stuff. I'm gonna make her gnocchi pesto, like casserole thing or whatever because she mentioned really liking gnocchi and, like, pesto. I have just like a bunch of Costco pesto that I need to go through anyway. So. Yeah. And then we're gonna make like a tortellini soup for the next couple of days. And we're just kind [00:10:25] Speaker A: of having [00:10:26] Speaker B: a really quiet Sunday because we're hungover as hell. [00:10:30] Speaker A: Oh, [00:10:30] Speaker B: my God. [00:10:31] Speaker A: Adulting is hard. I was like, take telling Matt. So we were watching this show called Lucky. Have you watched it? I think it's on, actually. It's on. Is it on Apple? I can't remember. It has the scary girl. Yeah. [00:10:44] Speaker B: With it. [00:10:45] Speaker A: Huh. That one. [00:10:47] Speaker B: Her eyes kind [00:10:47] Speaker A: of [00:10:47] Speaker B: freaked me out. [00:10:49] Speaker A: I know she's not my favorite. Like, she's actually a very good actress. Like, after watching this show, I mean, I thought so when this. The chess one too. I can't remember what that one was called because Queen's Gambit or [00:11:00] Speaker B: whatever. [00:11:01] Speaker A: But in this one, I'm like, no, she is a very good actress. But I don't love. Yeah. Watching her, I'm just like, something is weird. Something is very strange here. Something [00:11:11] Speaker B: is very strange. [00:11:13] Speaker A: Yeah. But anyways, she. We're watching that and they're at the very beginning of the first episode. She's like, at a club with her partner, and they're just like, you Know, getting kind of drunk and just like pouring shots in their mouths and just like dancing. And Matt and I were like, I feel like we just like, need. I feel like we just like need to get, [00:11:32] Speaker B: like, [00:11:32] Speaker A: pretty drunk and just like dance in a club. And like, it's so funny because Matt was like, yeah, we really do. But he's like, not a dancer at all. So I was just like imagining it in my brain and I was just cracking up. I was like, yeah, we really need this. Anyway, so then I was like thinking that Halloween was going to be like that, but it was more like. It was definitely more low key than that. But yeah, I just didn't feel like drinking last night. I had two beers, which was really nice because, like, Ubers were insane to get home last night. So I was like, very. We were less [00:12:02] Speaker B: than a mil away and it was like 24 to get home from after the party. It was crazy. So expensive. [00:12:09] Speaker A: So I was happy that I could drive us home, but at the same time I was like, dang. We probably could have really used a little hungover, but we also needed to really do a bunch of today. We've just been like, so far behind on all the things, which feels crazy because we haven't like gone anywhere, done anything in a minute. So [00:12:26] Speaker B: anyway, [00:12:27] Speaker A: yeah, [00:12:28] Speaker B: is only a couple of weeks away, which is. Well, I mean, it's more than a couple, but it will be here [00:12:33] Speaker A: lying away in 17 days, which is very exciting. [00:12:36] Speaker B: We [00:12:37] Speaker A: definitely need it. But yeah, we also, like, low key need to plan that, so. But anyways, that's on everyone else. That's [00:12:44] Speaker B: tomorrow's problem. [00:12:45] Speaker A: Yeah, we. We definitely need to like, pass the torch on that one of like everyone else. Please plan this vacation. We could really use the help. So. [00:12:53] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:12:54] Speaker A: I mean, granted, they're all going to be there as well. Like they get a say in what we do. But yeah, it's definitely not going to be on our shoulders at this point. So. Any hosers? [00:13:03] Speaker B: Right. [00:13:04] Speaker A: What are we gonna do today? Do you want to talk about our little gamer runes keys? [00:13:08] Speaker B: I am so excited for our game. We haven't really done a game like this in a really long time, but we're gonna play some Family Feud. [00:13:20] Speaker A: I feel like last time we played this, you low key were like, I hate this because [00:13:24] Speaker B: I know [00:13:26] Speaker A: you're like this. Probably because we suck at [00:13:28] Speaker B: this game. [00:13:29] Speaker A: No, you're so bad at Family [00:13:30] Speaker B: Feud. [00:13:31] Speaker A: You really don't. You're not mad at it at all. It's just like a different way of like using Your brain, you [00:13:36] Speaker B: know, [00:13:36] Speaker A: but also low key. We've been hanging out with Matt's mom a lot and she watches Survivor with me, which is so nice. She watches whatever this other show. Oh, my God, what it's called. Anyways, it's like a childhood show that I, like, love. But anyways, we've been watching a lot of Family Feud and it's just like, on in the background when we're wrestling or, like making dinner or whatever. And some of the things that people say are insane. Say, like we're like, screaming at the TV and they say, like the stupidest fucking things. It's so ridiculous. So anyways, that's all I have to say about this, is it's very subjective and. [00:14:07] Speaker B: Yeah, very subjective. And I think my favorite thing about Family Feud is when Steve Harvey just, like, has his. His face, like his. So his. He doesn't know how to react because it's ridiculous. [00:14:17] Speaker A: Yeah, [00:14:17] Speaker B: it's like, I love it. But yeah, we're going to play a little bit of Family Feud. We're going to make this probably like a quick, I'd say kind of game, but just. Happy fall. Happy November to everybody. [00:14:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:14:29] Speaker B: Just excited for the end of the year. I know November 3rd is, like, only a couple of days away, but we're not going to talk about that. [00:14:36] Speaker A: Please vote. [00:14:37] Speaker B: But anyway, yeah. Because the world is on fire. [00:14:41] Speaker A: But also, I do want to give one shout out because it's Kefler's birthday in nine days now, and so we are very excited that she is [00:14:49] Speaker B: turning [00:14:50] Speaker A: 37 years old. [00:14:54] Speaker B: Knife to the heart. I [00:14:55] Speaker A: am sorry. How did we get here? Honestly, like, what is happening? Did [00:14:59] Speaker B: we, like, start the. We started doing the podcast when I was 33, and so we've been doing it for four plus years. Yeah, I'm like, we're gonna have, you know, we're gonna cross that bridge when we get there. We'll do candidly. 40, I guess, or candidly. Oh, God. [00:15:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Don't even say that. Don't even say those words to me. I can't. Matt turns 40 in 20, 28, so we got some time. Well, [00:15:26] Speaker B: he's the older one. That makes me feel a little bit better. [00:15:29] Speaker A: Yeah, so we got some time for sure. But anyhow. Okay. [00:15:32] Speaker B: My husband's like, 45 already. [00:15:36] Speaker A: It's 45. Dang. When did that happen? I remember when he turned 40. That's wild. [00:15:41] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, my [00:15:42] Speaker A: God. Let's [00:15:43] Speaker B: not talk about that. Anyway, let's go ahead and start with our family. You [00:15:46] Speaker A: want to go first or do you want me to go first? [00:15:48] Speaker B: I'll go first because I. In fairness. Don't be mad at me, people. I used Claude because I lack. Lack creativity and imagination. But we're gonna. We're gonna start. Do you want to do all my 10? And then we'll switch to you, and you do my 10. [00:16:05] Speaker A: No, you. You do five, and then I'll do five, and then you do five, and then. But each. Each category of five is out of 100 points. So you win your category if you get over 100 points. You know what I mean? [00:16:16] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I don't know if that's the way that Claude did all of my, like, specific. [00:16:21] Speaker A: Oh. Numbering. [00:16:22] Speaker B: Numbering. But we're gonna. It's fine. We're gonna go ahead, and we're gonna try and give it a go. Okay. Name something people forget to pack on vacation. [00:16:33] Speaker A: Underwear. [00:16:34] Speaker B: Yay. Name a reason someone might be late to work. [00:16:39] Speaker A: Traffic. [00:16:41] Speaker B: Nice. Name something people find in the drunk drawer. [00:16:49] Speaker A: Like a pen, a rubber band, a battery. [00:16:55] Speaker B: That's a good one. You said rubber band first, so we're gonna go with that one. [00:16:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:59] Speaker B: Name a food people eat with their hands but probably shouldn't. [00:17:05] Speaker A: Sushi. [00:17:08] Speaker B: That's not. Nope. That's not on here. Okay, [00:17:11] Speaker A: that's okay. [00:17:11] Speaker B: You coming out? Do you want to try again? [00:17:14] Speaker A: No, it's all right. Keep moving. [00:17:15] Speaker B: Okay, that was. That was five, right? One, two. That's [00:17:19] Speaker A: four. [00:17:20] Speaker B: Four. Okay. Name something you do right before going to bed. [00:17:23] Speaker A: Brush your teeth. [00:17:25] Speaker B: Good job. Okay, that's five, and then let me go ahead and, like, add that up for you. It'll be super fast. Do I tell you the. [00:17:33] Speaker A: Yeah, tell me if I won that category or that whatever round, I guess is what they're called. [00:17:39] Speaker B: You did not. [00:17:44] Speaker A: Great. [00:17:47] Speaker B: Okay. You did 12 and then. And then 40, so. Yeah, because you. One of the questions. You didn't. Okay. You got 104. Good job. You won. Oh, [00:18:02] Speaker A: my gosh. Wait. Okay. Tell me the finger one, though. What was the other things or what were the things in there? [00:18:07] Speaker B: The question was, name a food people eat with their hands but probably shouldn't. Pizza was the first one, which I'm like, a lot of people eat that with their hands. Why [00:18:15] Speaker A: should [00:18:15] Speaker B: you eat pizza? [00:18:17] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:18:17] Speaker B: Fried chicken. Also weird. And burgers is the third most popular answer. All of these are, like, with your hands and then wings and then spaghetti. [00:18:27] Speaker A: I almost said wings, but I was like, there's no other way to eat them, so. [00:18:31] Speaker B: Exactly. But spaghetti would make the most sense. Like, you're not supposed to eat spaghetti with your hand. Like, that's gross. [00:18:37] Speaker A: But the other [00:18:37] Speaker B: ones just, like, didn't really make sense to me, if I'm honest with you. So that was kind of like a meh question. [00:18:42] Speaker A: Okay, Clyde. God damn it. [00:18:44] Speaker B: Anyway. I know. Claude, what are you gonna do? [00:18:46] Speaker A: Okay. Are you ready for your round? [00:18:49] Speaker B: Yes. [00:18:49] Speaker A: I think these ones are kind of cute. I'm excited. Okay. These are from Buzzfeed. I did not clawd them, but so hopefully they don't suck, but okay. Ready, Seti? [00:19:00] Speaker B: Yes. [00:19:01] Speaker A: Okay. Name something you might find in your bathtub. [00:19:07] Speaker B: A spider. [00:19:10] Speaker A: At least in [00:19:11] Speaker B: my bathtub. [00:19:12] Speaker A: Do you want to take it? Sorry. In. In a bathtub. Does that change it? [00:19:18] Speaker B: Bubbles. [00:19:20] Speaker A: Nice. Okay, [00:19:23] Speaker B: a spider [00:19:25] Speaker A: guy. I understand where you're coming from, but not what they were going for. Okay. What would you do if you saw a ghost? Ghost [00:19:32] Speaker B: scream. [00:19:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay. [00:19:35] Speaker B: I mean, tell me you wouldn't scream if you saw a ghost like that. [00:19:39] Speaker A: I would freak [00:19:39] Speaker B: out [00:19:40] Speaker A: a thousand percent. Okay. Name an artist you would avoid at karaoke if you can't sing. [00:19:47] Speaker B: Oh, God. Adele. [00:19:50] Speaker A: Ooh. Okay, she's definitely on [00:19:53] Speaker B: here saying you should not be singing Adele. I'm just gonna say it. [00:19:57] Speaker A: Name a genre of movie that's better on the big screen. [00:20:02] Speaker B: Horror. [00:20:05] Speaker A: Okay, who [00:20:07] Speaker B: said, like, fantasy or something? Hello. Go ahead. [00:20:09] Speaker A: Who would be on your famous men named Steve list? This is very. [00:20:15] Speaker B: Well, I literally was just talking about Steve Harvey, so I'm gonna put Steve Harvey for family. [00:20:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Ridiculous. That's a silly question. Sorry. Okay. Good job. Wow. You crushed. Okay, let's see. Let me add up your points. You got. 109. 114. Holy moly. Wait, I do want to tell you. For the bath one. So it was asking, like, when you're doing, like, a bubble bath. And so it was like, water, soap, rubber duck shampoo, and then bubbles. So we only got five points for bubbles. But what would you do if you saw a ghost scream? Was number one at 42 points. Talk to it. Which is insane. Run, pray, faint, or pinch yourself. Ridiculous. [00:21:03] Speaker B: Like a fainting goat would be pretty hilarious. [00:21:05] Speaker A: Yeah. The artists were. What artists would you avoid at karaoke if you can't sing? It was Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, then Adele, then Taylor Swift and Beyonce. The genre of movie that's better on the big screen is action was number one, science fiction number two, horror number three, and wildlife number four. And then the other Steves were Steve Martin, Steve Jobs, Steve Stevie Wonder, and Steven Tyler. That was a good. I feel like those were Good. Questions for BuzzFeed. [00:21:36] Speaker B: Yeah, [00:21:36] Speaker A: I'm impressed. [00:21:37] Speaker B: The Steve one was kind of out of the woodwork, but mad at it because I [00:21:40] Speaker A: got. Yeah, yeah. [00:21:43] Speaker B: Okay, now I'll do my next five. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Name a place where people hate waiting in line. [00:21:51] Speaker A: DMV. [00:21:52] Speaker B: Good job. Name something a kid might ask for at the grocery store. Checkout. [00:21:58] Speaker A: Candy. [00:22:00] Speaker B: Nicely done. Name an excuse people give for not going to the gym. [00:22:07] Speaker A: They're too busy or they have. Sure. Like, yeah, I don't know. [00:22:13] Speaker B: Yeah, that's on there. No worries. Name something that gets left in the pockets of laundry. [00:22:21] Speaker A: A pen. [00:22:23] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. My AirPods have been through the laundry. Name a reason you might call your mom. [00:22:36] Speaker A: Like, oh, I don't know. Like, you don't know how to do something. Like advice. [00:22:43] Speaker B: Okay. [00:22:45] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:22:45] Speaker B: Or [00:22:45] Speaker A: like you're [00:22:46] Speaker B: sick. Yeah. Okay, let's go back. So the first question was, name a place where people go where people hate waiting in line. The dmv, the grocery store, airport, doctor's office, and bank, which I don't know. I don't really love that question, but name something a kid might ask for at the grocery store checkout. Candy was the number one. Gum, toys, magazines, soda, chip and chips. [00:23:17] Speaker A: Toys [00:23:17] Speaker B: and magazines are the same. Soda and then chips are two separate answers. When you were a kid, did you do that a lot? I feel like I did that all the time. I was like, [00:23:25] Speaker A: I don't remember. I feel like we maybe. I mean, probably. I don't remember that specifically, though. Like, I don't remember asking my parents for a lot of things, but I could be very wrong. Yeah. I feel like we weren't allowed to, like, get at the grocery store. I don't remember. [00:23:41] Speaker B: I would imagine that the grocery store was like your Costco runs that you did on a month by month basis. [00:23:46] Speaker A: So, like, [00:23:47] Speaker B: getting 50, like, pounds of candy just wasn't gonna make sense. I [00:23:50] Speaker A: could see [00:23:50] Speaker B: your parents being like, nah, that's not gonna happen. [00:23:53] Speaker A: Yeah, fair. [00:23:55] Speaker B: Okay. Name something. Oh. Name an excuse people give for not going to the gym. Too tired, no time. Too expensive. Bad weather and sore. And I literally used all of those. When I was telling Kelly earlier, right before we started recording that I need to go to the gym, I was like, God, I need to go work out, but I'm too tired. It's too expensive. I don't have no time. So I. [00:24:17] Speaker A: So dark outside. Yeah. [00:24:19] Speaker B: The weather is terrible. Okay. Name something that gets left in the pockets of laundry. Money, tissues, lip balm. I've never actually Done the lip balm in the laundry, [00:24:31] Speaker A: which I have. Definitely [00:24:33] Speaker B: knock on wood. Receipts and then pens. Pens [00:24:37] Speaker A: was [00:24:37] Speaker B: the last one and I feel like that one's so much more common, but shoot. [00:24:41] Speaker A: The other one I was gonna say was receipt, but that's always Matt. It's not for me. Me. He's always the receipt boy. [00:24:47] Speaker B: Name a reason you might call your mom. Check in is the first answer. [00:24:51] Speaker A: Oh, that's [00:24:52] Speaker B: for people who have good relationships with their mothers. Apparently need advice. Which was number two. So that one was a good one. Ask for a recipe, which I've definitely done. Birthday wishes. I would hope so. If it's [00:25:05] Speaker A: your [00:25:05] Speaker B: mom's birthday, call your mom. And then need money is the last one. [00:25:09] Speaker A: I thought that was kind [00:25:10] Speaker B: of funny. [00:25:11] Speaker A: That is funny. Nice. [00:25:12] Speaker B: So those [00:25:13] Speaker A: are all good reasons. [00:25:14] Speaker B: Yeah, you did really good this last time. You got 126 points. Oh, [00:25:19] Speaker A: baby. [00:25:20] Speaker B: Yeah, you kind of crushed that one. That was your round for sure. Anyway. [00:25:24] Speaker A: Hell [00:25:24] Speaker B: yeah. [00:25:25] Speaker A: Awesome. Okay, are you ready for your last round? I think I've picked [00:25:29] Speaker B: up [00:25:30] Speaker A: some good questions out of the. [00:25:31] Speaker B: I'm ready. Let's do this. [00:25:33] Speaker A: Okay. Number one, name a famous animated dog. Okay. [00:25:42] Speaker B: Pluto. [00:25:45] Speaker A: That [00:25:45] Speaker B: was a hard one. Wow. It took my brain a few seconds to think. [00:25:49] Speaker A: Name something you might be referring to when you use the word joker. [00:25:58] Speaker B: Name something that I'm referring to. Oh, God, [00:26:01] Speaker A: yeah. [00:26:02] Speaker B: Like a comedian. I don't know a joker. [00:26:07] Speaker A: Okay. [00:26:08] Speaker B: A midnight toad. [00:26:09] Speaker A: Yeah, exactly. Okay, a cop pulls you over for speeding. What's an excuse you can give to get out of the ticket? [00:26:18] Speaker B: I'm in labor. [00:26:20] Speaker A: Oh, good. [00:26:22] Speaker B: That would not work because I don't look like I'm pregnant. [00:26:26] Speaker A: Okay, it's a [00:26:27] Speaker B: medical emergency. [00:26:29] Speaker A: Exactly. That was one of the responses. Okay. If a man plays this instrument, he's probably good at making love. [00:26:39] Speaker B: Oh, boy. Oh, well, in my experience, it doesn't matter what instrument that they're playing. No, I'm kidding. Let's see. How about the fiddle? Yeah, [00:26:55] Speaker A: perfect. [00:26:56] Speaker B: No, I could do like a stand up bass, but we'll do the. The violin. [00:26:59] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. Stand up bass is not on here. So let's do violin. Okay. We asked a hundred women, name something you do at the beach if you lost your bikini top. [00:27:11] Speaker B: Oh my God. Have you ever lost your bikini top? I would be mortified. [00:27:18] Speaker A: Lost my bathing suit bottoms at the lake, like when I fell off the tube before and like could not find them for a while, so. But not my top ever. [00:27:28] Speaker B: Okay. What do I mean, I would wrap a towel. My. A towel around myself. Because you have towel, right? [00:27:32] Speaker A: Yes. Or, [00:27:33] Speaker B: like, a [00:27:33] Speaker A: good [00:27:33] Speaker B: shirt. [00:27:34] Speaker A: Good answer. Okay. [00:27:38] Speaker B: I just can only imagine. That's [00:27:41] Speaker A: just so ridiculous. I mean, whatever. I just thought it was silly because it was like, ask a hundred women. Okay, let's go back to the top. And you did really good on this one. Let me see. I'm trying to find the other answer. The family [00:27:53] Speaker B: feud gods are finally smiling down on me for once and in my life. So [00:27:58] Speaker A: you got 88. Oh, my gosh. You got 829, 37, 145. That's incredible. Okay, name a famous animated dog. Number one was Snoopy, then Scooby Doo, then Clifford, then Pluto. But you still got points for that one. [00:28:18] Speaker B: Wow. I couldn't think of anything other than Pluto. [00:28:22] Speaker A: That's cute. Okay. Yeah, I don't think I would have thought of Scooby Doo either, though. I think I instantly would have gone to Disney and, like, said, like, Doug or something, because. And that one wasn't even on there, so. [00:28:35] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, Doug, it's so cute. [00:28:38] Speaker A: Yeah. If a cop pulls you over for speeding, what's an excuse? Oh, sorry. That's the next one it. But the number one answer was emergency hospital. So, like, I feel like having a baby is an emergency. [00:28:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:28:51] Speaker A: What is the use of the word joker? I. I feel like this one. I don't know, maybe this was just, like, a tough one. Hot. Take one. But the number one answer was a playing card. Like, number two was, like, a comedian, a jokester. Number three was, like, Batman villain. And number four was Steve Biller song, [00:29:10] Speaker B: which [00:29:10] Speaker A: I thought was funny. [00:29:13] Speaker B: Both of them. The comedian and the Steve Miller song? [00:29:17] Speaker A: Yeah, totally. Okay. Number four was the. If a man plays this instrument, he's probably good at making love. Number one was guitar, Piano, drum, sax, violin, fiddle, flute, harp, trumpet. So there's a lot of ones on there. And then [00:29:32] Speaker B: the trumpet is probably my number two answer for that, because that would [00:29:36] Speaker A: probably [00:29:37] Speaker B: be best. But in my experience, no guitar. Get out of here. That's not a for sure thing at all. [00:29:42] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. Any horns, though? You're so right. Horns are great. [00:29:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:29:45] Speaker A: Yeah, 100. [00:29:46] Speaker B: That's a good. Good lung capacity anyway. [00:29:51] Speaker A: Amazing. Okay, number 15. Oh, I mean, number five. We asked 100 women, name something you do at the beach if you lost your bikini top. Number one was use your towel, cross your arms, and cup your boobs. Run home, flaunt it. Get in the ocean, cry. Make a seaweed bikini. Is that so [00:30:11] Speaker B: funny? Ah, no. Never. [00:30:14] Speaker A: Wow, you crushed that one. You did fantastic. I'M so impressed. [00:30:18] Speaker B: Thank you. I think we both did really well. I think you got 130 points. All in all. [00:30:24] Speaker A: Yay. Again, [00:30:25] Speaker B: I don't know if Claude did, like, a good job with the, like, the [00:30:29] Speaker A: numbering system, [00:30:31] Speaker B: so. Yeah, I don't really know. I don't trust Claude. Claude's shenanigans. That was so fun, though. It was kind of nice to do, like, a quick and easy game. That's. [00:30:39] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. Sorry. I feel like my. I'm, like, very delayed on my video, but I feel like my voice is keeping up. Right? [00:30:48] Speaker B: Yeah, you're good. Okay. I can hear you. Cool. Move to gratitudes and grievances. [00:30:52] Speaker A: Do you have a grievance [00:30:53] Speaker B: that you want to share? [00:30:55] Speaker A: Oof. Good. Good question. I feel like grievances. Not really. Without putting anyone on blast, we're working through a lot of family stuff over here, so we're. We're really trying to be very patient, very kind, but it's very tough for me, so. Yeah. Just mental health is very tough, and it's very sad. So anyways, what about you? [00:31:23] Speaker B: Yeah, I have. So, like, lately I need to do a bunch of stuff with my car and, like, get wind wiper fluid and, like, change my oil and blah, blah, blah. And so I take it to a Jiffy Lube because, like, I can't. I'm not gonna do it myself, even though I definitely could and I probably should. But my grievance is that Jiffy Lube got, like, why do they hire the weirdest dudes? [00:31:44] Speaker A: Oh, really [00:31:45] Speaker B: don't know how to communicate or, like, make eye contact or. They really do. Like, they'll make a lot of eye contact, and it's, like, slightly uncomfortable. I don't know. I just feel like I would really like a mechanic who I go to that I can kind of create, like, a. A joking, comedic kind of relationship with. But they. They hire. I don't know if it's, like, my area here, but they hire very, very weird dudes. And I think [00:32:06] Speaker A: it's [00:32:07] Speaker B: the same grievance that I've had since the dawn of time. It's like the age of 18 to the age of, like, 40 for all men everywhere. Like, why are they so. They make me so uncomfortable. Anyway, that's my grievance. It's just annoyed that, like, I can't find a decent mechanic that, like, doesn't cost me an arm and a leg and, like, helps me maintain my car for [00:32:30] Speaker A: the long run. [00:32:30] Speaker B: So, though. [00:32:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:32] Speaker B: Because my husband's not, like, a car guy, so. Like, we don't know anything about car. [00:32:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:37] Speaker B: But anyway, I [00:32:38] Speaker A: feel like it's just the people who accept those positions, you know, like do that kind of work just in general maybe too [00:32:45] Speaker B: like creepy dudes. I don't know. [00:32:47] Speaker A: Yeah, [00:32:48] Speaker B: they definitely don't listen to our podcast, that's for sure. I think I'm safe. Okay, give me your gratitude. Let's end on a high note. [00:32:56] Speaker A: Just very grateful that October is over, honestly. Very grateful that November is here. Very grateful to go to Hawaii so soon. I'm feeling very just like positive about [00:33:07] Speaker B: good [00:33:07] Speaker A: work right now. And I'm not gonna say why on the pod, but anyways, yeah, it's feeling pretty good, even though it's like our busy season. And like, I'm very worried about taking off two weeks of work right now because it's like the worst time of year to go on vacation. But I am very excited to go and I'm very grateful to go with my family and I'm happy that Matt is coming. So. [00:33:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, [00:33:31] Speaker A: just very excited for just new beginnings in October being over and yeah, I think it'll be really nice once it hits the new year and we just kind of start over because 2026 was weird AF. So. [00:33:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:44] Speaker A: Yeah, [00:33:45] Speaker B: it's been a really weird year and it's been a long year. I feel like October especially was just like a really long month. There's always so much going on in October, but glad that, that it's over. Only two more months left until the end, until 2027 and then [00:34:01] Speaker A: crazy. [00:34:02] Speaker B: You know, it's great that every single day I get to check off like another day until two and a half years in the future where so and so isn't what's his face in front of a microphone that [00:34:11] Speaker A: I know [00:34:12] Speaker B: cannot come fast enough in my mind. So I want to do just a little gratitude for Trader Joe's because they always come out with like these little candy bars for Halloween. [00:34:24] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. And then. [00:34:24] Speaker B: Yes. I don't know if you noticed, but like the regular CVS or Fred Meyer or like whatever people get with like the big bags of candy with all the variety packs, they like jacked up the prices $45 for [00:34:39] Speaker A: like 30 [00:34:40] Speaker B: pieces of candy or something. Oh my God. I was like floored because I wanted to take candy for the the party, right. Or do something. So I bought two of the like ten dollar bags of of like the nougat chocolate bars from Trader Joe's and it was perfect. Everybody was obsessed with them. I think I have like four or five of them left over from the party. And I just, like, really appreciate that Trader Joe's is aligned. [00:35:03] Speaker A: Normal prices. Yeah. [00:35:05] Speaker B: Regularly. [00:35:07] Speaker A: Even [00:35:07] Speaker B: though, you know, everything is in plastic, but whatever. Yeah. So, yeah. And I think, like, I'm just grateful for Trader Joe's. And then over the next two weeks, on my birthday, actually, I'm like, going to the doctor and I'm gonna go to the dentist. So I'm just feeling a little bit more health oriented or cautious conscious as we get closer to, like the holiday season. So, yeah, I'm doing really good. Work is [00:35:30] Speaker A: good. [00:35:31] Speaker B: My life is good. You know, it's not great, but it's okay. We're not thriving, but we're surviving. But we'll get to the. The thriving eventually. It's closer than it was last year, that's for sure. [00:35:43] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. Cool. [00:35:45] Speaker B: That's all we had, folks. [00:35:47] Speaker A: Yeah. So good to see you. Thanks for being here and we love you all so much. Talk to you soon. Bye. [00:35:56] Speaker B: See you next time. Thanks for being candid. [00:35:58] Speaker A: Bye. That's all for Today's episode of Candidly 30. Hope you enjoyed listening as much as we enjoyed chatting. If you like what you heard, please subscribe to our podcast and leave a five star review. Your feedback helps us make the show even better. Follow us on Instagram @candidly30. Thanks for being candid with us, Sam.